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It wouldn't be a big deal if I had not just read in Cosmo that she swears she didn't have them done. hmmm....
Ok, so guys wanna know why girls are so suspicious. They wanna know why we are soooo insecure. They wanna know why we get so worked up if they don't tell us where they're going. Well here are 7 reasons why--your own pals are creating the insecurities. I found this on hotmail.com's homepage today. Piss-poor, boys, piss poor!
When it comes to relationships the adage "cheaters never prosper" seems to say it all, but as many women know, men are often interested in more than prosperity. How do things get to the point where he might cheat on you? After all, you're an attractive, funny, sexy and smart woman. You should be enough for him, right? In an ideal world, yes — but when was the last time your world was ideal? Not recently, if you can relate in the least bit to the sting of infidelity. There are numerous reasons why men may endanger a relationship by cheating — if you catch a guy in a confessional mood here are a few you may hear:
1. Fear of commitment"I had been dating Michelle for about four months when the invitation to her Dad's party arrived. I guess we were an item, but it was freaky becoming a 'plus one' overnight. Maybe that's why I hooked up with my buddy's cousin, I don't know. She was pretty, from out of town and understood this was a one-time thing ... I never did make it to that party." — Victor, Scottsdale, Ariz.
2. For the thrill of it"Every year I'm responsible for an intern. Usually it is some clingy, overachieving geek, but this year I scored. A redheaded beauty, she knew she was the bee's knees and enjoyed watching me drool. It was risky and I didn't get much work done, but my girlfriend knows my work comes first." — Roger, Atlanta, Ga.
3. He is not fulfilled "My ex, Brenda and I started out sharing late nights, long talks and make out sessions at the pub. It was beautiful, but it faded quickly. Now I'm lucky to get her off the couch. And physical intimacy? Well, forget about it. I think it was a return to those early days I was looking for that Saturday night I found myself at the pub by myself and on the prowl. I didn't leave alone, but I sure feel that way now." — TJ, San Francisco, Calif.
4. Sabotage"Sandie and I always seemed mismatched, but between my waffling and her crying I could never quite end it with her. It got so bad that eventually I started to resent her. I had to do something. I know it wasn't right, but one night I hit on a friend of hers and well, something happened. It wasn't the best way to end a relationship but at least it's done." — Drew, Dallas, Texas
5. Revenge"I love parties and I wasn't about to miss another just because my girlfriend doesn't — so I went stag. Sure, there were some real hotties there and a little innocent flirting on my part, but that's all. But that wasn't good enough for Gina. She was sure I had cheated, and holds it over my head to this day. Well, let her think what she wants. She's got a past, too. There will be other parties and maybe next time I won't be so innocent." — Alex, Buffalo, N.Y.
6. Because you let him"Yeah I admit it. I am a little bit of a dog when it comes to the ladies. Even though I consider Angela my girlfriend, there have been other women. I'm not saying that she thinks it was okay, but she did catch me once and after a little groveling and some flowers she took me right back. A man's got his needs. I think she knows that." — Paul, Pasadena, Calif.
7. Emotional escape"The week before I left for my trip, Heather and I got into another doozy. I love her and all, but no matter what I say she always ends up nagging me. I'm just tired of it. I travel a lot and I've got way too much invested in the relationship to break it off, so I have just decided to mix business with pleasure. What she doesn't know won't hurt her and I really need a break now and then." — Sean, Chicago, Ill.
By now anyone reading this knows I am a much bigger supporter of George W than old man 'Wizard of Oz' trees (thanks to Mrs. J for that name). But this is too funny, you gotta be able to take it if ya dish it. Check out www.jibjab.com and click on "This Land"
Ok, I have listened to Jim Rome's show on the radio a couple of times, but had to change it because of his strange lisp thing he has going for one and two for his uncontrollable need to seem more knowledgable than he really is.
I was sent the following article that I have cut and pasted. There are a few parts of the article that actually made me kind of laugh and a few I somewhat agree with. However, when you start cutting down Aggie women you need to reassess yo' self, there are some smokin' girls here...guys too of course ;)
Here it goes...
This was heard on Jim Rome's radio show recently. For those of you who don't know who Rome is, he is a nationally syndicated sports talk show personality based in California with no other connections to Texas.
You see, ESPN is spending the season following the A & M Football team for some documentary. Well, I guess Rome has something to say about the Aggies & College Station.
Here it goes:
"They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT. Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school(University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't know......the fact is, the State intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in "Twins". So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight song......about?....Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are.
It is the world's largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does. The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However...there is the Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories.
The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel. It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18 year old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil.
"t.u." is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn. You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone #, H & W, quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves.
Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a 5th grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid. Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college? Men should never let out high pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now.
Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly.
Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to Austin.....they are trying to create an educated, technological, and open minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.
As my friend Stephen Johnson once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie.
God Bless the Great State of Texas.
...asshole
So I did it...broke down to go see "Fahrenheit 9/11". First of all, I would like to say that I conned the system told the ticket man one for "Dodgeball". Kat did the same. When then slipped in to the editorial..I mean documentary by Michael Moore. I will not tell anyone my opinion of the film until after they see it. If you go see it and would like to discuss with me, then that will be great. The sad part is most people are too ignorant to even think about the possibility to the other side of the story.
So here is how last night at Margarita Rocks went down. There was a table of about 20ish of us. Most I knew, some not so much, but definitely got to know. Poor boys were so outnumbered. Like 3 guys in this crowd. Margarita Rocks had karoke and $1 wells.
--Kylie and Sarah are completely crazy w/ or w/o alcohol.
--Cindy and some of her friends sang Baby Got Back, yikes!
--Angela, Kylie, and Sarah sang Take this Job and Shove to serenade their boss sitting in the front row...they work at the Association (oncampus pay) so it probably doesn't really matter.
--This guy sang who looked like Dave Navarro, so Ang was yelling "Where's Carmen???"
--A big guy got up and sang Bust a Move, that was great.
--Cliff in the green shirt sang some Garth Brooks or something and Priss thinks he's creepy b/c he was staring at our table. Yeah it was a little, I think he was 40ish.
--Kat kept calling Elvis Richard...not his name.
--Elvis impersonator so flirting w/ Kat...so she flashes her engagement rock, that apparently sends him my way. I tell him to sing something Elvis b/c so far I've heard none. He asks if he does his best job ever if I'll make him dinner..?!? I blew it off, he came back...I said well probably not, but let's hear ya sing anyways. So, he begins to sing, slides across the rail in front of me and hands me a rose made out of a napkin...which Kat informs me she saw on Elimidate the other night (she's an avid watcher). So then I am leaving and he grabs my hand and wants dinner next Wed...he's getting a PB&J in a paper sack. No I'm not that rude. Kat and I decide that we'll go to Wal-Mart before next Wed. and buy me a fake rock...hehe.
Very fun, clean fun, night. Might sing next week...we'll see ;)
